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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:19

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?